New Spouses (Among Other Things)

Apparently not updating this blog leads to me getting more spouses as I now have three. ANYWAYS, not really sure what to do here seeing as this bitch (me, in case that wasn’t obvious) has an actual friend group now. Wow, it finally happened, I’m forming connections? Yes, yes it did in fact happen.

Another thing! My writing has become even more unreadable due to Engl*sh class. I either write like it’s an essay worth half my grade or like someone’s cat jumped on my keyboard and I’m desperately trying to justify the gibberish it spammed.

YET ANOTHER THING!!!!! I love sea slugs SO MUCH. They are amazing and I may just write about em, if I can be bothered.

I, uh, have another thing to share. Due to the whole “friend group” thing, I enjoy hanging out with my acquaintances more than typing out stuff on this blog. I may still update but eh, I’m having fun regardless. My ideas for what to post are currently: discord stuff, minecraft screenshots, and sea slug facts.

That concludes this update; have fun, eat healthy, yada yada.


Heyyyy I Definitely Didn’t Stop Posting 5 Months Ago

I’ve been so busy with school and procrastinating that I may or may not have completely forgot about this website… again. I might just make this into a summer project, but I felt bad about not posting at all.

Honestly I’ve got no idea what to write about; school has sucked the soul out of my being. Bye for another 5 months, or until school ends and my soul finally returns to me.

Also I got married (in a videogame) immediately after I stopped posting, so perhaps if I wait another five months I’ll get another wife.


Hello! This is my explanation for not doing squat on this website for the past 6 months, and it’s rather simple.

I tried something new, figured my family would get mad at me for swearing and writing about, well, anything that’s on my mind. It’s annoying knowing that my family can easily view my writing, and also that they could share it. Say what you will, but I prefer my privacy and anonymity.

I’ve decided that instead of writing about the devil that is my cat, I could center the blog around games and other sh*t (I know that’s technically a swear, but in my defense, it’s only 3/4s of one with the asterisk).

I’ve checked the blog approximately 10 times since my last post, and I thought about writing more, then I decided against it. The whole “accountability” thing where you say you’ll do this or that and have someone else practically guilt you into upholding it never really helped me. It’s unnecessary stress and I figure anything you don’t do for fun is going to be miserable and quite frankly useless.

So, I’m not going to constrict myself to a schedule, but rather just “go with the flow” as all the stuck-up teachers say after they cancel an assignment on its due date.

Poet Has Arrived


This is my website where I’ll be putting whatever the fuck I want. Here, all comments are welcome, that is unless the almighty Poet has something against them. Feel free to explore, I don’t have an uploading schedule so you may want to check from time to time. Anyways, that’s all I have to say, so see you later!